I will judge you solely on how you pronounce “mischievous”

I do not have a non-bohemian favorite rhapsody.

I guess billionaires always win because of the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEY HAVE.

Horror movie idea:

“The Splurge”

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Whenever I hear someone's age for the first time, all I can think is “Damn, you must have had a really hard life.“

Try to get a job you can't get fired from under any circumstances.

I'm no hero. I'm just a guy who uses proper punctuation.

Just told someone to shut all their mouths.