Might as well change your name babe
trying to shop small for Christmas pls drop ur links ⬇️💕
“You have no real family, you're on the wrong side of 40, you're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said one more flop, and it's over.”
“Somebody said they were close to me?”
ISO friends who know how to make eggs benedict
I hope you remember, I hope I forget
"Hey ref, check your phone, you missed a couple calls!!!" Oh yes middle aged men at football games are so clever
I hate my school so much tbh 😕
lowkey miss my friends from seaworld
Idk how but I fucked up my ankle even more🤦🏽♀️