Someone was whistling "Let it Go," so I tackled them and held them down until the paramedics arrived.

I'll spread positive vibes... IN HELL!

I'm down to zero secret Chinese bank accounts.

I'm so glad that the children of extraordinarily wealthy celebs are finding work in this economy.

Name fifty reasons you think I'm too demanding.

They say Rudy Giuliani only uses 10% of his misinformation

Every pic of two animals “becoming friends” is really just two animals trying to figure out if they could eat the other one.

There should be a Constitutional Amendment protecting everyone's right to great music.

Who decided to call a certain thing one thing, when it easily could have been called a different, yet funnier, thing?

Please DM me your preferred size, I'm making you all “BESTIES 4EVER” t-shirts.

Love each other, idiots.

If your “faith” says to take other people's rights away, I'm happily attacking your faith.