The brainwashed people (who are also very dumb) are bent on making sure we can never return to anything near the old normal. It's frustrating.

A story about a thing that is happening to me right now came on the tv in a restaurant as I was meeting someone to talk about it.

Conclusion? I am in a movie.

Accidentally texting someone a pic: 1 click

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Trying to be less fascinating

They traced the origin of coronavirus to those idiotic gender reveal parties.

New fast food joint idea:

In Burger™️

Because you’re never going out again™️ ...read more

“And now, to ruin this for everyone…”

- babies when people take them to weddings, graduations, plays, etc.

In modern parlance, “patriot” now mostly means “anti-science dumbass.”

Remember what real life is

#LifeAdviceIn5Words

A great ability right now would be to expel ink when approached like a squid.