I don't need reassurance. Right? Right? RIGHT?

If your family was caught stealing from a kid's charity, never mention the “rule of law.”

Just said out loud “I hear you dawg” to my coffee maker.

I'm doing great.

What have you started to hoard in view of the coming various apocalypses?

I've mostly focused on phone chargers, popcorn and Twizzlers.

If a witch hasn't given you a poison apple to eat by now, it's not going to happen.

Why do men who are viciously against a woman's right to choose always look like they are straining to compress coal into diamonds with their butt cheeks?

If you're unemployed, that payroll tax cut will really mean a lot.

Side 1: We got vaccinated and wear masks

Side 2: We refuse to get vaccinated or wear masks

THE MEDIA: Both sides are to blame for the continued pandemic! ...read more

I'm all about the Benjamins*

*Wyatt from “Parks and Rec,” and H. Jon

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