Vaccine mandate??? What's next, having to park between two white lines? Having to pay for goods and services? Not being allowed to drive at any speed you feel like?

WHERE DOES IT END?!?

Wow, more shocking revelations that will lead to absolutely nothing.

Spent about an hour explaining to my neighbor why his spider skeleton Halloween decoration was wrong on every level.

Based on cartoons, I thought I'd be lighting a lot more long fuses leading to barrels of gun powder by now.

We were like two ships.

#UnfinishedSayings

Make your significant other unhappy but in a fun, sexy way.

Crazier by the dayzier.

The next person that tells me it's not Friday is getting blocked.

Getting vaccinated is not a big deal at all and never was. Little kids get vaccinated every day. It's just that the world is now very stupid.

Saudi Arabia is safe, you guys! We did it! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

What's a fun thing to do during the third day of a Windows 10 update?

You'll be happy to know that I really needed to be well rested today, and laid awake all night thinking about that.