If loving you is wrong, then I hate you, because I'm always right.

Had to let a few people go for giving me weak National Boss's Day presents.

Because you are protecting yourself and others, getting vaccinated MAKES YOU MORE FREE.

Anti-vaxx makes us all prisoners.

Sorry, everybody, we have to cancel the Post A Non-Creepy Picture Of Stephen Miller Contest again.

I feel as if I'm one of the few still fighting the it's “voila” not “wa-la” battle.

Cannot wait to go back to not having to feel things.

Did they ever buy that dude from the Stray Cats a third drum?

I wish life was more like the first 2/3 of a Martin Scorsese movie, and less like the last 1/3 of a Martin Scorsese movie.

Best pickup line:

“I'll ignore you until I need something.”

Just broke my Sarcasm Meter

[news report]

“...local authorities were said to be overwhelmed by the sheer number of monkeys dressed like ‘Truth it Dare' era Madonna...”

Just gave myself the finger.