last night i wore my pants over my underwear for the first time. life changing.
Politely asked to leave karate class for continually yelling “KARATE!” with every movement.
Meant to send 👍 but sent 🖕
I'm sure she'll understand
Couples Halloween Costume Idea!
Two people who annoy the fuck out of everyone.
“Oh, you collected your baby teeth in this jar.”
“Um. Yes. MY baby teeth. Sure.”
most comfy
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