Any time someone says something is a “blessing and a curse,” the “curse” part always dominates.

Yes, I have had a drink thrown in my face at a fancy party by a woman wearing a gown and elbow length gloves, and yes, everyone froze, and yes, I had a witty retort that caused much laughter and some applause, breaking the tension.

We of course slept together later that night. ...read more

I want tons of credit, but I don't want to do anything to earn it.

I instinctively tell people to stop talking before they say something stupid.

Jazz hands?

Call me when you have jazz feet.

If this is your first night at Juggle Club... you HAVE to juggle...