“Friends” was so unrealistic. I mean, what the hell are “friends”?
Do not drink Conservative tears- they are filled with COVID-19.
THEM: Were you able to get all of the spiders out of the house?
PEST CONTROL: OUT of the house? Oh boy...
As someone who is incredibly privileged, let me just say, I deserve more.
Ain't nobody got time to learn from past mistakes.
I cannot imagine the heartbreak of finding out that the person you love listens to The Doors.
What's your least favorite meme?
Mine is anything Chuck Norris. They're incredibly stupid.
Conservative laws are neat, because men basically have zero responsibilities under them.
Mixed Sayings:
Whatever doesn't kill you is worth two in the bush.