Don't tell them "I love you" for the first time via text.
Tell them by writing it in blood on their bathroom wall while they're at work.
What movie(s) would you love to see remade, reimagined or rebooted?
A woman with three girls and gay man with three boys join families to build sexual tension between their children.
#ExplainTVShowsBadly
I will never understand white powdered donuts. The powder adds nothing but heartache. What a scam.
Remember to learn from your mistakes. Mostly that you do stupid things.
ME: I'm so outraged.
THEM: Why?
ME: Oh, I'm sure something will come up. ...read more
Just saw an ultra-confident online debater write “Well according to Urban Dictionary online...”
There are no friendships once a round of miniature golf starts.
SUPER-VILLAIN: Join me! Together we would be unstoppable!
HERO: Ok
SUPER-VILLAIN: What's that now?
HERO: I'm in
SUPER-VILLAIN: Oh. I wasn't really prepared for you to accept.
HERO: My therapist said to try new things
SUPER-VILLAIN: This is awkward
HERO: I'll get my stuff ...read more