Sylvester Stallone is John Rambo...
Neil Diamond is Jess Rubin...
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I assume you're single by choice (everyone's)
I once bit a spider after getting an x-ray, and the spider got all of my powers.
If you quit the military over a vaccine mandate, I thank you for your service, and wonder whether you understood the assignment, or if it was safe for you to have been armed.
Every time you point out a grammatical error, an angel gets a smug sense of superiority.
Science Fun Fact:
FIRE BAD!
Can I stop riding dirty now?
My fantasy football team is mostly former chorus members from “All That Jazz.”
If she doesn't bedazzle her mask with your initials in a heart, she's just not that into you.
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All the people who ask you a question that they could have Googled should be sent to live on an island somewhere.