as soon as i finished my boba i made him take me straight to happy lemon again

My podcast is just an hour of expletives. New episodes drop every Monday.

Will @Starbucks still honor my reward points if society collapses?

Everyone bitches about Monday, as if Tuesday doesn't also stink, followed closely by Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

PRODUCER: That was the most powerful audition any of us have ever experienced.

ACTOR: Thank you so much.

PRODUCER: Unfortunately, we're going with Charlton Heston's stepson's god-nephew. He decided to give acting a try since his landscaping business is slow. ...read more

I only want to know things that are none of my fucking business.

I guess every generation gets their flinty blonde conservative provocateur who says outrageous things. Tomi Lahren is the most vapid one yet