You fuckers could fuck up free beer, pizza and puppy night.
You fuckers could fuck up free beer, pizza and puppy night.
You can ruin a Monday morning just by getting out of bed.
Pirate Fun Fact:
Although invariably depicted by movies and tv on ships, most pirates walked everywhere or took cabs.
Biggest liberal “wars” on conservatives:
- Trying to give them health care.
- Trying to give them a chance to survive COVID.
Savages!!! ...read more
THEM: What's your one underlying thought through all of this?
ME: Carole Baskin killed her husband.
Starbucks has everyone add-in except the tears of my enemies
Doing an intermittent fast, but only the eating part.
Imagine a world where there was more than one right answer…
But if all the anti-vax, anti-mask misinformation pundits die of COVID, who will save us?
I have to stop throwing computers out of office windows when I read something I don't like.
Internet, make me one of those red baseball hats with “Individual-1” on it. Thanks in advance.
I hereby declare every "serving size" to be 1!
Enjoy!