Any time someone posts a selfie, zoom in and make a comment about some item in the background. People appreciate it, and it's not creepy at all.
Never break eye contact. Ever. I'm looking at so many people right now.
Guys continue to push the creepy as fuck envelope.
Um… guys… maybe just move away from Elm Street?
The bubblegum tough guys of the right who talk so tough online have never been in an altercation more aggressive than “I asked for well done, this is medium.”
Plans, in the order of cancelability:
5. Drinks with friends
4. Dinner party
3. Lunch
2. Kid's birthday party
1. Wedding (as guest or participant) ...read more
Accept that coffee is better than you.
No one can beat you at your own game if your own game is beating yourself.
My god, do I love a sassy receptionist.
It's like my grandpa used to say, “Sometimes a glory hole is just a glory hole”
I wish something uninteresting would happen.
You have a 50% chance of successfully ruining any gender reveal party.