“You're new around here.”

- the town hot girl to the new kid at school in an 80s movie

Other than everything, hope you're doing well.

Just rewatching “Jurassic Park,” and I have to say it- they should not have brought back dinosaurs.

$9 billion for space farce. $0 for securing election integrity.

Welcome to a country that constantly sacrifices its children to appease conservatives.

I think my favorite part of “Jungle Cruise” was when they cruised. In the jungle.

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Fine, I'll be the musical guest on SNL this week.

“Back to the Future” was highly unrealistic. It needed to be said.

Working from home wreaks havoc on the tip jar.

I once went an entire day talking like the guy from the Pet Shop Boys in “West End Girls.” It was hard to stop.