Relax, it makes the tension even more delicious.

Same, autumn leaf falling somberly from tree. Same…

Pamper yourself by hating one extra thing today.

I worry that some of you will turn into bats and fly away after Halloween.

They will always find a “her” to try and “lock up.”

She will always be stronger and better than them.

I tried a new sleep aid last night called "listening to someone talk about their relationship." Put me right out.