My record for being seated on planes next to babies has been extended.
Every now and then I am stopped cold remembering that John Stamos is kinda, sorta in the Beach Boys somehow.
"We found another type of bug everybody! Yes we did. So, you know, there's another one. To go with the millions of others."
- Entomologists
Paul Ryan has this fun "six degrees of Kevin Bacon"-like game, but it's how any problem can be cured by giving the super rich tax cuts.
The best revenge is to text the person every day: “Bro, I am revenging you so hard right now.”
First time watching "Star Wars Phantom Menace". PLEASE NO SPOILERS!
I wish I could mute some people's faces.
Woke up. Small victories!
Imagine rebranding the American flag as a symbol of hope and inclusion...
THERAPIST: It's important you take this seriously
ME: Yes
THERAPIST: So when I ask how things make you feel, please stop saying "squishy" ...read more
To everyone having a great hair day, the world is yours!
Take comfort in knowing that I'll respect your opinion even more after I've blocked you.