Among this landfill of gloom, I find glimmers of comfort seeing you here.
Just to recap where we are:
Fuck.
People are the best version of themselves when they don't bother me.
PLEASE LEAVE ICONIC MOVIES ALONE AND SUPPORT NEW IDEAS INSTEAD THANK YOU
The great thing about fantasy football is that as soon as you set your roster, every single player on it magically forgets how to play.
My favorite part of any relationship is having someone I can blame when I misplace things.
When life gives you lemons, knee life right in the crotch.
I'm getting pretty preachy, mostly because I want to end a global pandemic.
I'm obsessed with letting things go.
Why do they call it a hangOVER when I am under a table right now?
Which emoji most closely reflects the sentiment of the j.o. motion?
I remember when a year of the pandemic felt like an interminably long time. Still here.