You meet fewer and fewer guys named Pugsley these days.

Generally, vans with pictures taped all over them are bad news.

Favorite “Look Who's Talking” sequels

- “2 Fast 2 Talk”
- “Look Who Stopped Talking”
- “Stop Looking At Who's Talking”
- “Talking While Looking”
- “Don't Look At Who's Talking Quite Yet” (prequel)
- “This Motherf*cker Is STILL Talking?”
- “Look Who's On Elmstreet” ...read more

Oh, you like girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes?

Name a few of their favorite things.

I'd trade it all for things that were slightly less stupid.

Literally every device I have tells me the time, but thank you for this watch, I will cherish it.

I bet Rudy Giuliani is tucking his shirt in so much right now.

I am filled with excited anticipation before every Zoom call now...

Sleep is for people who can't handle walking around in a daze.

You're all getting citrus presses for your next birthdays so that you can press the motherfucking shit out of citrus.

This is one to weed out who needs a good blocking

I do not wish anything bad on anyone.

However, I do wish there was a separate planet that garbage people were automatically transported to, where they could live their garbage lives out surrounded by other garbage.