Everyone have their chicken sandwiches? You all good? All settled? Great.
* clears throat *
THE WORLD IS ON FIRE ...read more
find me on...
Always take things you read on social media personally.
ALWAYS
[pulled over]
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
ME: Oh my god, you feel it too???
[we kiss] ...read more
[pulled over]
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
ME: Not sure. It's so hard to concentrate when I'm speeding. ...read more
Live with the confidence of a 1970s era men's underwear ad.
Anything he does gets normalized because the Dem leadership does not press hard enough. Fight every battle, goddammit.
Pics of bookshelves are sexy af.
Holla if you're doing ok
Who are you trying to convince, bios that read “Happily Married”?
Your fun activities are no match for my laziness.
cultivate love.
satx | tcu ‘25
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Just for the record, I am not and never have been an Island Boy