Did you ever go through movies you purchased online and think, “Wow. For some reason I own ‘Maid in Manhattan.'”?
Hoping video games don't mass murder anyone today.
No one will ever know why I have a Google alert for “fish with human teeth,” mostly me
I cannot stand bringing good people together, but here we are.
I'm on a carpool lane to heck.
You brushed your teeth on a Sunday? Well excuse me, Your Majesty.
Please thank healthcare workers AGAIN
You are the annoying draft beneath the wind beneath my wings.
Wait, “WAP” doesn't stand for “We Are Pals”?
Very confused yesterday when I saw a fleet where the person still had clothes on.
It's good when different people ask you “Hey, are you ok?” a few times a day, right? Right???