Most divorces occur over the word “hubs”
Most divorces occur over the word “hubs”
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my dad fixed my brakes and he told me he did such a good job that if I had to stop on a dime I would get eight cents back
I have been asked to withdraw my name as a potential Batman. They were concerned that too much raw sexuality would overshadow the plot line of the next movie.
you are everything I want, cause you are everything I'm not
Confession:
I once used that “How Bizarre” song to drive an old dowager mad and steal her riches.
I just want to meet a nice human centipede who likes baseball and old movies.
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Hottest Jetson?
Rosie.
HER: I love you.
ME: ARE YOU A COP?
I just hope you're laying next to somebody who knows how to love you like me
currently voting and on my right is a huge sign that says “please wear a mask” and on my left is a man not wearing a mask. this is going to go fantastic