I gotta stop making fun of relationships. Every ad faithbook throws up is from PlentyOfFish, Tinder, zoosk, and the humane society.

I'VE BEEN TURNING MY HAND BACK AND FORTH LIKE IN “ALL THE SINGLE LADIES” ALL DAY AND I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

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CHUCK, #127

Bad Mantras

If I can transcend my ego, I will be amazingly cool.

I'm only as good as last night's ratings.

TV critics are your friends. Confide in them.

We're never gonna get nominated.

Breathe in fear, breathe out serenity.

I am love, I am stardust, I have a suspicious mole.
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Since nothing matters, time to start chasing waterfalls again.

“I’ve never understood the sun. I know solar panels very much. I’ve studied it better than most people and I still don’t know how the sun stays in the sky during the day or where it goes at night.”

 ~Klan Wizard, Donald Trump  

Maybe in a more caring world everybody was kung fu hugging.

Hey, quick question for you evangelicals: at which church is President Anointed By God worshiping today? just curious.